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Air Leak On International Space-Station Nowhere Near The Pulse-Shredding Thrill Ride You’d Hope
THE WORLD has been told to stay calm following news of an air leak on board the International Space Station, ... -
Brexit Success As Britain Sign Trade Deal With Venus
THE CONSERVATIVE government is today hailing yet another Brexit breakthrough with the announcement that they have signed a ‘win-win’ trade ... -
Aliens Kinda Expected A Bigger Reaction From Earthlings To Be Honest
A SPOKESPERSON for the Blarzxion-13 galaxy has stated that the region ‘kinda expected a bit more of a to-do’ in ... -
Scientists Discover Black Hole So Massive It ‘Should Not Exist In Our Galaxy’
THE DISCOVERY of a mass 70 times greater than the Sun and 15,000 light years from Earth has confounded the ... -
Moon Just Showing Off At This Stage
SCIENTISTS at US space agency NASA have confirmed that the moon which will display a ‘rare super blue blood moon’ ... -
God Turd Found Floating In Space
AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive ... -
North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency
THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world ...
