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Haaland Given New Software Update After Liverpool Defeat
SEVERAL behind-the-scenes members of Manchester City’s technical support staff have been fired in the wake of the club’s 1-0 defeat ... -
“We Went 2-0 Down Just To Fuck With Liverpool Fans”
“IT’S the hope that kills you, no?” Man City manager Pep Guardiola said in the wake of his side’s manic ... -
Plucky Small Town Club Unfairly Bullied By Rivals Sign Unknown Striker
A SMALL northern football club in England, recently subjected to a vile campaign from biased media, ex-pros and rivals, look ... -
“Fucking Sell Me” Harry Kane Tells Spurs In Cryptic Message
IN an Instagram live video filmed northbound to Manchester on the M1, Spurs striker Harry Kane remains frustratingly tight-lipped about ... -
Liverpool Liverpool It Again
LIVERPOOL fans are this morning waking up to the grim realisation that hopes of the first Premier League championship in the storied ... -
Mourinho: ‘Playing Shit And Losing 2-0 Also A Mind Game’
Jose Mourinho has claimed that Manchester City’s convincing defeat of his Chelsea side was in fact part of one of ...