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Stormont Flag Clause Sees 6 Counties Back Under Irish Control
A HIDDEN clause in the 1921 Anglo-Irish treaty has stipulated that control of the six counties should now be handed ... -
Blatter v FBI To Be Settled With Penalty Shootout
FOLLOWING his shock decision to step down as FIFA president amid claims of corruption, Sepp Blatter has challenged the FBI ... -
Dangerously Close BMW Just Checking Out Your Hilarious Bumper Sticker
THE driver of a BMW who was inches away from your car was obviously just checking out your hilarious bumper ... -
Desperate Migrants Cross Mediterranean On Makeshift Cruise Liner
FLOATING aimlessly towards an unpronounceable Greek island on a makeshift cruise ship, thousands of desperate white migrants made their way ... -
Viewers Shocked As Britain’s Got Talent Revealed To Be Contrived TV Show
THE television watching public have been shocked by the latest scandal to engulf primetime favourite Britain’s Got Talent. After the ... -
Nation: “We’ve Never Experienced An Assault On Democracy Of This Level”
FOLLOWING the appearance of an impassioned open letter in the Irish Times from misunderstood and cuddly businessman Denis O’Brien, the ... -
Farming Simulator ’15 Criticised Over Lack Of Sheep Shagging
THE latest edition of the incredibly popular Farm Simulator series has received criticism from the agricultural community, who claim it ... -
Nationwide Candle Shortage Announced As Parents Light Up For Leaving Cert
RETAILERS across the country are struggling to cope with the increased demand for candles as fretful mothers across the country ... -
Young Fella In 5th Year Has Motorbike
SOME young fella in fifth year has a motorbike and likes to sporadically pull up beside loitering school friends for ... -
Business Sales Guy Just Wants To Touch Base With You
BUSINESS sales guy Jonathan Corcoran just wants to touch base with you about your new start-up project to help build ... -
Average Leaving Cert Student Asked About Leaving Cert 3.47 Times Per Second
IN a move which seems to suggest the entire Nation is ignorant to the huge pressures felt by Leaving Cert ... -
How To Cope With Finding Caitlyn Jenner Attractive
THE cover of this month’s Vanity Fair featuring Caitlyn Jenner appeared online this week, causing many to wonder who the ...
