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Fungi Refusing To Renew Contract With Dingle Council
LAWYERS representing Fungi the dolphin have refused to renew a four year contract with Kerry county council, claiming the marine ... -
100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”
PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed ... -
Lovin’ Waterford: 4 Meals Under €500 That Are Totally Worth Slumming It For
WE all like to take our food seriously, but when we’re not prepping our own culinary creations we here at ... -
Student Picks Up Unique Viewpoint From World’s Most Widely Read Newspaper
AFTER an eye-opening first year in third level education, studying English at UCD, 18-year-old student Conal O’Shea has revealed he ... -
Kardashian Foetus To Release Autobiography Next Month
THE internet has gone crazy following the official announcement that media maven and selfie queen Kim Kardashian’s as yet unborn ... -
Irish Blood Transfusion Service Seek Urgent Donations From Everyone Except Queers
A PLUNGE in the supply of blood donations has prompted the Irish Blood Transfusion Service (IBTS) to issue an urgent ... -
Nothing Made Like They Used To
WHILE initially dismissed by the public as something old people said in an effort to shit on younger generations, it ... -
The Story Behind Why Dads Tuck Their T-Shirts In
For many Irish dads, tucked in T-shirts are merely a fashion statement that also helps prevent belly draught – a ... -
John Delaney Arrested For Rear Ending FAI Management Team As Part Of Insurance Scam
FRESH reports emanating from the Irish media indicate that FAI chief John Delaney was spotted by witnesses leaving the scene ... -
The Corrs Fans Added To Endangered Species List
FOLLOWING the news that Louth’s first successful cloning factory The Corrs would return to the stage after a 10 year ... -
Woman With Hay Fever To Spend All Day Talking About Hay Fever
SOURCES close to a Dublin woman currently suffering from hay fever have confirmed that she intends to spend the whole ... -
President Of Country $18 Trillion In Debt Warns Putin About Russian Economy
FOLLOWING a record setting patting themselves on the back session, the leaders of the G7 took some time out to ...
