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Car-Buyer Not Too Sure Why He Kicked Front Tyre Just There
POTENTIAL car-buyer Martin Holmes said he wasn’t too sure the reason behind kicking the car front tyre just there, after ... -
Nation Stunned By Closure Of Store They Never Shopped In
CONSUMERS across the country have expressed their dismay at the closure of Clery’s department store in Dublin city centre, despite ... -
Lost Thing Probably Where You Left It
THAT thing you just lost is 98% more likely to be where you left it than somewhere else, a groundbreaking ... -
Government Orders Immediate Incineration Of Nation’s Banana Stocks
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny ordered the immediate incineration of the country’s banana stocks this morning after a county Clare woman discovered ... -
Nation Slowly Accepting We’re A Bit Shit At Football
FOLLOWING Ireland’s 1-1 draw with Scotland on Saturday, the Nation is slowly accepting the fact that we might be a ... -
70% Of People Still Not Checking Themselves Before They Wreck Themselves
A WORRYING increase in the number of people not checking themselves before they wreck themselves has prompted many to call ... -
World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy
THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies which ... -
WWN’s Guide To Leaving Your Kid In The Car While You Run To The Shop ...
HERE at WWN, we believe that you should never leave young children unattended in your car, except when you’re only ... -
Fucking Idiot Old Person Doesn’t Know How To Use ATM
SOME fucking idiot old person doesn’t know how to use the ATM and should be in a home, a large ... -
Pornography Fan Can’t Figure Out Why His Laptop Is Running So Slow
MARK Caghnavan, a Dublin student and avid fan of hardcore online pornography, has expressed bafflement as to how his laptop ... -
Shouting Louder Than Anyone Still The Best Way To Win An Argument
EXPERTS in the field of winning arguments have revealed that shouting louder than anyone else is still the best way ... -
Married Couple Entering The ‘Openly Hating One Another’ Phase
MARRIED couple of 13 years Cian and Aine Varney have entered the ‘openly hating one another’ phase, much to the ...
