STAFF and punters at O’Donnell’s bar in Waterford were said to be at odds over an ongoing queue of sniffling men in the toilets, who appeared to be regularly taking turns using the one and only cubicle in the men’s jacks, WWN has learned. Performing a routine check on the toilet, barman Derek Joy said… Read more »
IRELAND has begun to question its reliance on alcohol as it’s intoxicant of choice, after hearing nothing but good reports about the energy-packed euphoric goodness of that sweet, sweet cocaine. Once considered a ‘rich man’s drug’, cocaine use has grown in Ireland along with the economy in recent years, with Ireland now the ‘best little… Read more »
A COUNTY Waterford man who refused to try even a teeny weeny line of cocaine at a friend’s house party has been branded a goody two shoes by peers who insisted he should head off for a nice long run for himself if he’s going to be like that. Brian Noonan, who was probably the teacher’s pet… Read more »
WWN’s Paddy Browne travels to the UK where new research has found a growing cocaine epidemic among the nation’s shrimp population. Before embarking underwater with our guide and team of professional divers, I was warned not to come in direct contact with any of the shrimp by my translator who said that simply touching them could make me high and addicted… Read more »
DRUG wholesalers across the country have recalled a half a billion euros worth of cocaine over fears the product may be contaminated with other substances, WWN has learned. The Kinahan cartel apologised last night for the sudden recall, stating they had no other option as traces of worm dose, baby powder and even dental painkillers were… Read more »
A CONGLOMERATE of national drug gangs have officially thanked the Irish public for their continued support over the past 30 years at their annual AGM in a Dublin City hotel this afternoon. Boasting billion euro profits year-on-year, cartel bosses and henchmen donning balaclavas and flanked by armed personnel, also thanked the sitting press and the… Read more »