‘UKRAINE – could you find it on a map?’, ‘did you ever holiday in Ukraine, do you have fond childhood memories of the place?’ and ‘how many Ukrainians do you know on a personal basis?’ are just some of the questions being asked in a survey aimed at gauging the world’s interest in saving the… Read more »
THE TALIBAN has vowed to secure Afghanistan and promise they will uphold human rights according to Sharia law and have asked the Western nations of the world to just treat them like they would any other tyrant regime, like Saudi Arabia for instance, WWN has learned. “Public executions, poor record on women’s rights, roles in… Read more »
ALTHOUGH courtroom artistry may seem like a dying art these days, it remains a vital component of reporting in cases where TV cameras aren’t allowed in the courtroom, such as in the case of former US presidential aide Steve Bannon, who has single-handedly caused a shortage of red-tinted sketching crayons in Manhattan this week. Bannon,… Read more »
CHINESE President Xi Jinping has called on the United States to stop imposing new tarrifs on all Chinese goods, stating that it’s starting to tickle the nation and making everyone laugh. Chuckling to himself at an official press conference, the 66-year-old general secretary of the Communist Party of China struggled to hold back tears of laughter as… Read more »
PRESIDENT of Iran Hassan Rouhani has owned up to a string of attacks on oil tankers in the Gulf of Oman, citing boredom and an itch to scratch when it comes to starting a war with the biggest military industrial complex in the world. Sick of decades of relative peace and prosperity in the middle eastern nation,… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has called on the people of Venezuela for calm following spiralling tensions in the South American country. Addressing acting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro over his decision to close the country’s embassy and consulates in the United States, Mr. Trump appealed for reason, stating “Just give us the fucking oil and gold reserves or we’ll Gaddafi your… Read more »
IN A complete turnaround from previous encounters, CIA director Mike Pompeo somehow forged a “good relationship” with Kim Jong-un following a secret visit and a chat, WWN can confirm. Pompeo met the North Korean leader earlier this month to discuss possible direct talks between himself and Donald Trump over ongoing missile testing which defied international law…. Read more »