Tag: phil hogan

Hogan Calls For Nation To Apologise

A VISIBLY frustrated Phil Hogan has expressed his disappointment in the Irish people who have yet to formally apologise for ruining what was otherwise a very pleasant visit to Ireland and a real stomper of a night out with the lads at last week’s golf dinner in Galway. “I’m too busy getting ready to save… Read more »

“I’m Working For Europe Now So Go Fuck Yourselves”

IN AN emotional apology to the people of Ireland over his attendance at a golfing event in Galway last Wednesday which broke all covid-19 lockdown rules, an embarrassed and sheep eyed Phil Hogan pleaded with the Irish public for forgiveness, WWN can report. “Listen, Big Phil is a big jet-setter now, travelling from country to… Read more »

Government To Launch Social Welfare Chain Gangs In 2014

CUTTING hedges, digging ditches and cleaning sewerage drains could all come part of the social welfare claimants daily working routine in 2014, according to Minister for the Environment Phil Hogan today. Chain gangs of unemployed people who failed to find work will take up new positions in local authorities from early next year, carrying out… Read more »