SHORT selling. r/wallstreetbets. Hedges Funds. Market manipulation. Robinhood app. Melvin Capital. Memes you don’t understand. What does it all mean? No matter your lack of questions on the big GameStop stock furore that has shocked Wall Street, Ian in sales is only happy to answer them while you’re waiting for the boss to jump on… Read more »
AHEAD of today’s budget announcement, WWN is one of just 4,087 news outlets to have the contents of the budget leaked to them and we’re happy to share the details with our readers below: Keeping with tradition, the budget will start with a homeless person being sacrificed to the Multinational Gods in Dublin’s docklands. Opening… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT is today answering questions from a union of First Communion-aged boys and girls from across the country who are applying for a bailout programme to offset financial losses incurred by the cancellation of their Holy Communion ceremonies thanks to Covid-19. Thousands of under-10s were scheduled to make their First Holy Communion and rake… Read more »
AS INTERNATIONAL stock markets take a hit, a domino effect sparked by a drop on the NASDAQ of 4%, WWNBiz was all ready to draw up a perfectly understandable guide about US government bonds, inflation, interest rates, Turkey and Argentina, bull market and a number of other things but then we realised you’re a bit… Read more »
MINISTER for Finance Paschal Donohoe wasted no time in sticking the boot into ordinary decent people who just want to live their lives under a high threat of terminal lung cancer, by hiking the cost of a pack of 20 cigarettes by 50c. The latest increase puts the price of a pack of cigarettes at… Read more »
THERE was economic chaos for Dermot Creland at the start of business today after his bank balance dropped sharply by eighteen pints; the worst weekend trading result in history for the Dublin man. Creland’s account had looked in good shape yesterday evening, but a series of payments to vintners, publicans and off-licensed premises took effect after the close… Read more »
Copenhagen has hit the headlines today as it plays host to the annual Bilderberg conference. The Danish captial was closely monitored as a who’s who of the business and political world met to discuss public policy and business practices amongst other things all behind closed doors. Bilderberg has consistent and vocal critics who see it… Read more »