“Ireland Must Be Full Because The Bastards Keep Coming Over Here” Confirm Australians

“THERE’S literally busloads of the flaming Irish galahs flooding our country’s mines and farms like locusts,” a spokesperson for Australia stated today in a worldwide address aimed at raising awareness of Ireland’s mass migration plaguing the continent for the past two decades without any let up.

The Paddyfugee crisis has led to a large anti-Irish movement sweeping Australia as thousands of desperate migrants sought a better life Down Under where there’s endless land available, unlike in their native home.

“It’s the great replacement,” offered one Queensland resident we spoke to, “they’re taking all the jobs we don’t want to do and contributing billions every year in taxes causing Australia to surge, even through the worst recession in known history – it makes me sick”.

Citing the cost of living, poor health services, awful weather, increasing homegrown violence and their plight being ignored their own government, Irish migrants defended their move to the other side of the planet.

“We don’t want to replace anyone, we just want to raise our families in the best possible environment,” explained one such Paddy on his way to mass. “Sure, we may have a strange religion and traditions that may seem backwards to native people here, but most of us mean no harm to anyone – it’s just a small minority of us causing mayhem”.

Meanwhile, with dozens of Irish emigrant horror stories flooding the news lately of expats committing heinous crimes abroad, a joint statement was issued by the favourite go-to countries of Irish migrants, stating ‘the world is full’ and yes, ‘Ireland for the Irish – so fucking stay there’.