Parents Urged To Monitor Kids Internet Use If They Want To Know Where All The Good Porn Is

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WITH almost every teenager in the country owning their very own smartphone with numerous social media apps at their disposal, there’s never been a greater risk of them accessing debasing, depraved pornography; something that parents should be acutely aware of if they’re bored of the same old smut and need to find something racier.

A new study shows that a daily check by parents of their children’s internet usage will allow bored parents to access unbelievable filth, the likes of which they’ve never even dreamed of, let alone witnessed.

Noting that the vast majority of middle-aged people in Ireland grew up in an age when even Playboy magazine was banned, the report states that pretty much everyone over the age of thirty is ready to stop watching regular, humdrum 5-on-1 porn and start watching something that will really scar them for life.

Given the computer-illiterate nature of many parents, porn-hungry mammas and daddas have been urged to keep a close eye on what their kids are doing online, wait until they go to bed, get their smartphones and hit ‘refresh’, to get a dose of the really good stuff.

“Having a conversation with your child about internet pornography can be embarrassing,” said Dr. Jill Henney, spokesperson for the research group who conducted the study.

“Especially when you want to ask them where’s the best website to find leaked sex tapes and zoo gang bangs and the likes. So instead of having a frank discussion with your kid, just peek over their shoulder while they’re on the phone and get as many search topics as you can before they see you”.

The release of the study coincides with releases by fathers across the Nation.

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