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Nation Happy To Go Into Lockdown For Entirety Of January, Just Saying
AMID speculation that another lockdown might be on the cards if cases keep on rising, the nation would like to ... -
Local Woman Names Paul Mescal, Jamie Dornan & Cillian Murphy In Her ‘Social Bubble’
ONE LOCAL woman was straight out of the traps this morning in a bid to secure her new ‘social bubble’ ... -
“Lockdown Crucial If We Want To Go Absolutely Fuckin’ Mental Over The Christmas” Confirms Taoiseach
CLARIFYING some elements of his speech to the nation last night, Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirmed that the next six weeks ... -
Second Lockdown Inevitable, Confirms Some Lad In Shop
BREAKING news emanating from a local shop today has confirmed that a second national lockdown is absolutely inevitable, WWN can ... -
Stoner Strung Out To Fuck Thanks To Lockdown Restrictions
DESPERATELY ripping open old discarded joint butts to see if there was enough for the makings of a one skinner, ...
