GREEN Party leader Eamon Ryan has assured the nation that the forthcoming ban on smoky fuels will not rob the countryside of the precious smell of a turf fire wafting over the hills as one enjoys a ramble through the heartland of this fine nation. “To anyone in rural Ireland who is concerned about how… Read more »
MINISTER for Transport Eamon Ryan has confirmed that his party is to change its name to the Yellow Party after supporters and party members deemed ‘green’ would be a wholeheartedly inaccurate description of their evolving political ideals. Speaking from his mouth earlier, the now Yellow Party leader admitted forming a coalition government with Fianna Fáil… Read more »
MINISTER for Transport and Napping Eamon Ryan has stated that while electricity supply in Ireland will be tight over the next few years, the nation need not worry as he was told data centres have huge backup generators to keep them going if power drops. “Oh please, don’t worry, those multinational boys are well prepared… Read more »
WITH the help of dream analysis experts WWN attempts to figure out what Green Party leader Eamon Ryan was dreaming about prior to being woken up during a sitting of the Dáil in the Convention Centre yesterday so he could vote down a bill which proposed giving a living wage to low paid workers. Every… Read more »
GREEN party leader Eamon Ryan has called on the government to implement new laws which will force manufacturers to make cars out of living bees, WWN has learned. Ryan said bee cars will be the new wave of environmentally friendly motor vehicles and will also help promote pollination across the country. “Their wings will help propel the… Read more »