What Did You Think Of The Royal Wedding, You Fucking West Brit?

REPORTS are coming in to WWN towers regarding a number of so-called Irish people who not only watched but also very much enjoyed the Royal Wedding at the weekend, tearing blood from the hearts of the patriots and volunteers who laid down their lives to protect this country from the relentless oppression of the Sasanaigh.

Stomach-sickening messages such as ‘her dress looks lovely’ and ‘they got a great day for it’ rang out on the social media feeds of a shower of cowardly, soup-taking traitors, as Prince Harry, he of the house of Windsor, he of the bloodline that wreaked a terrible campaign of violence, bloodshed and cruelty on these fair lands for generations, he of the tribe who tore the food from our ancestors mouths, condemning them to starve in the potato fields or flee to safety in faraway shores, he of the family who have done more to crush the shamrock that our land is forever intrinsically linked with, married Meghan Markle, she of that show Suits.

In an ancestor-kicking afternoon that may live forever in infamy as the day where Ireland gave up its fight for independence from the crown in favour of fawning over the Queen, the Queen herself, not just a Queen, the Queen, the actual fucking Queen, thousands of Irish people had their cards marked by flying columns who will not only never forget this treason against Eire, but will act upon it with terrible vengeance.

“But I wasn’t really watching it, it was just on in the background,” said one such Waterford turncoat, as a squad of volunteers ransacked his house, dragged him out to the yard, shaved his head and then chased him up the road.

To anyone reading this who watched, retweeted or otherwise participated in the Royal Wedding, know this:

Your cards are marked, you filthy West Brit, you god damned crown sympathiser. Watching the FA cup later in the day was grand though.