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Alan Keys Sues Ikea

WATERFORD man Alan Keys is confident of a massive payout from Swedish furniture giants Ikea, after launching a copyright infringement against them relating to their use of a tool which he claims was named after him. Keys, 35, is seeking a €4bn settlement from Ikea, which he states is back-pay for their use of ‘Allen… Read more »

Ikea Celebrates 1 Millionth Ruined Relationship

THE Dublin branch of Swedish furniture and lifestyle store Ikea has celebrated its one millionth blazing row between a couple as they pick out what would go best in their house, WWN can reveal. Michael Williams and his girlfriend Charlene Harris had a five-alarm meltdown in the ‘bathroom solutions’ aisle in a tiff over why… Read more »

How To Assemble A Flat-Pack IKEA Coffin Joke

DESPITE the easy availability of other people’s derivative humour online, many people are still struggling to come up with a flat-pack based coffin joke in the aftermath of IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad’s death. The distressing occurrence has affected as many as 14 people, who remain the only people on the planet yet to remark that… Read more »