“Look Who’s Come Crawling Back” Andy Farrell Tells Fair Weather Irish Fans

IRELAND COACH Andy Farrell has confirmed that they are no hard feelings between his team and fair weather supporters who have returned to the fold since Ireland’s emphatic 42-21 win against England.

“Use the back entrance by the bins, restricted view is the best we can do sorry,” confirmed a magnanimous Farrell as the large cohort of people who only follow Ireland on the basis of a 100% win rate sheepishly made their way back onto social media, WhatsApp groups and in the rugby section of their nearest Elverys.

Keen to stress that such fickle fans do not in anyway form the basis for motivating himself and his team, Farrell said he would be delighted to see the no good, spineless zero knowledge ‘rugby’ fans return.

“Oh I’m just back to shit on Sam Prendergast for no good reason,” confirmed one supporter, clearing up the misapprehension that he’s happy to see the team performing well again.

A new protocol during matches that was to be potentially explored would have seen exits block in the event of Irish fans attempting to leave when it appears the team will suffer a loss, with their names being taken and added to a ‘bad fan’ list that could see them prevented for purchasing tickets for future matches.

“It just wasn’t workable,” confirmed an IRFU official staring at a list of 50,000 people who head for the bar at kick off.

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