GAA Manager Tells Diddy Trial He’s A Decent Auld Sort

LOCAL GAA manager Dinny Rice has described disgraced music mogul P. Diddy as “a decent auld sort at the end of the day,” telling a New York court that the rapper likely just “fell in with the wrong crowd,” WWN has learned.

“Nothing a couple of weeks of winter training wouldn’t fix, Judge. Just give me one season with him and he’ll be as right as rain,” Rice declared confidently, locking eyes with a visibly unsettled 55-year-old Sean Combs across the courtroom. “There’ll be no freak-offs in my dressing room, Diddy boy!”

Mr. Rice was contacted by the defense team earlier this year after they discovered his near-mystical ability to get dozens of young GAA players off the hook for various offences, thanks to his reputation as being a ‘pillar of the community.’

“Sean’s a friend of a coach I know over here State-side. Said he’s a good skin who just lost his way, and I believe him. He wouldn’t lie to Dinny Rice – I tell ya that now. If he says Sean’s sound as a pound, then that’s what he is. May God strike me down if I’m wrong,” Rice elaborated dramatically, stretching his arms out and looking up towards the heavens for full theatrical effect.

Despite admitting that he has never actually met Mr. Combs – who faces charges of racketeering conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in prostitution – Rice assured the court that all he needs is a good hard look in a man’s eye to know if he’s “a bad egg or not.”

“Looking at him now, winking at me and blowing kisses, he can’t be the worst of them, Judge,” Rice concluded, just before the judge asked the jury to kindly disregard every single word of his testimony.

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