As Food Inflation Prices Soar, Experts Confirm It’s Never Been More Important To Case Your Local Bank, Study Security Flaws & Rob It

THE LATEST stats from the CSO prove what many people already know thanks to the cost of their weekly shop; the price of food continues to soar, putting more pressure on the budgets of already struggling and squeezed citizens.

In an attempt to help curb the negative hit to people’s bank balances money advice experts have told WWN that it’s never been more important to budget accordingly but also maybe case out your local bank and rob it.

“With the price of a pound of butter hitting €4.69 many families are asking themselves if any of the cameras in the reception area of their bank has a blind spot, and what typical, what is the average response time by gardaí to bank robberies,” confirmed QFA, Niamh Scally.

“Combine the price of weekly shops with energy bills, good financial planning for families is essential. Services like Mabs are a great outlet but what’s better is following bank security guards homes and assessing if they have any loved ones you could kidnap as collateral,” added Cormac Donnelly, who is certified by the Financial Planning Standards Board.

Consumers hit by the steadily increasing prices of a weekly shop have been warned however to familiarise themselves getaway routes and dye packs which may be placed in with cast deposits.

“It’s up to the individual to weigh up the cost of JCB hire if they’re planning on pulling an ATM machine out of the wall, but you’d obviously want your robbery overheads to be at a minimum,” confirmed David Flittan, head of the Criminals Union of Ireland.

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