Dublin Man With Electricity And Water Not Really Bothered About Storm Aftermath, Cheers

CHEERS culchies, but Dublin man Terry Tobin has electricity, running water and even 1GB broadband at the moment so is not really bothered about your current predicament, WWN reports.

Sick of hearing about thousands of rural homes without power, 32-year-old Tobin is confident country people will get through it fine as such things like running water and heating are fairly new to them and will just have to resort to their old ways for a bit.

“I’d imagine many of those people would be well stocked with back up diesel generators and can easily just fetch a pail of water from their local well if they’re stuck,” Tobin suggested, trying to imagine what it would be like to be unfortunate enough to live outside the M50.

“I can’t imagine if Dublin was left with no power or water for a week, there would be another famine or civil war… wait a minute, did Dublin famine or was that just the culchies again?” he then asked.

With over 250k homes in Ireland currently without power as crews continue to repair ‘unprecedented damage’ to the electricity network caused by Storm Éowyn, Tobin wished country people all the best with it anyway and hoped everything will return to normal for them soon before they default to their old ways.

“My only concern is they’ll probably start breeding like rabbits down there now and we end up with a bunch of feral inbreds,” a freaful Tobin shared.

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