Man Rushed To Hospital After Breaking His Bollocks Laughing

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DOCTORS in University Hospital Waterford are today battling to save the testicles of local man Neil Werner, after he ruptured his genitalia while laughing at a joke he saw online.

Mr. Werner was admitted by housemates in the early hours of this morning after stumbling out of his room wearing a pair of blood-soaked trousers, shrieking in pain but also still kind of giggling at something.

“The blood was literally pissing out of him,” one house mate shared.

Doctors in A&E quickly diagnosed the grandson of four with Broken Bollocks Syndrome (BBS), and began to administer intravenous doses of settle the fuck down in a bid to save his split nether regions.

“One in fifty men break their bollocks laughing every year and in some cases it can be fatal,” said Dr. William Murmur, doctor of laughter-related illnesses at the hospital.

“Mr. Werner is lucky he stopped laughing when he did, and was also in danger of a pissed hole to his broken bollocks, with the slight possibility of cracking himself up”.

In a bid to diffuse his spells of laughter, doctors are treating the patient with a series of RTÉ produced comedies and he is expected to make a full recovery in the coming days.

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