UFC200 Preview: Lads Will Be Hit

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WE’RE just over a week away from UFC 200, the 200th event held by the MMA giants, and the first to not feature Conor McGregor in today’s post-Conor McGregor MMA landscape. But that doesn’t mean that fairweather UFC fans won’t get their money’s worth while streaming the event from some Russian website. Here’s our run-down of the card, and what kind of kickings we can expect.

Pre-show

There’s way too many lads we’ve never heard of here to care about, and you’re just going to sleep through this, so we’re going to skip this.

Main card

Cain Velasquez vs Travis Browne

We don’t know who these lads are, because we only watch UFC when McGregor is fighting. Still, we’re fairly sure they’ll hit each other a few times.

Jose Aldo vs Frankie Edgar

Wait, we know this guy! That’s the lad McGregor beat in a few seconds. That means he’s shit, right? Yeah, we’re for this Edgar lad so. Kick his ass Frankie!

Miesha Tate vs Amanda Nunes

The women are up next. They’re very muscly, we’re not sure we like that. Couldn’t they look more like glamour models? And the way they beat the crap out of each other.. just not on, so it’s not. When is McGregor back fighting again?

Brock Lesnar vs Mark Hunt

It’s yer man from the wrestling! Look at the fucking size of him! And the other lad is no slouch either. Our prediction for this one? They are going to hit each other A LOT. You heard it here first!

Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones

Yeah, we’ll probably be asleep at this stage.

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