Thousands Expected To Attend Mr. Nice Cremation


THOUSANDS of Howard Marks fans are expected to attend his cremation in Bridgend, South Wales later this week following a short and unsuccessful battle with cancer.

Marks a speaker, best-selling author and former dope smuggler, was only diagnosed with the terminal illness last year before succumbing to the illness yesterday evening.

Welsh police have urged revellers wishing to attend the cremation to prepare for delays, as an estimated 10-20 thousand people are expected, all looking for one last hit off the legendary weed trafficker and chronic smoker.

“What better way to see the man off than to inhale him,” self-confessed cannabis user and Mr. Nice fan James Hayden told WWN. “I usually vape, but I’ll make an exception for Howard – it’s what he would have wanted”.

“It’s a sad day for Wales,” added another man with red-eyes. “He was our Bob Marley”.

Mr. Marks’ remains are expected to be rolled up in cigarette papers with five kilos of White Widow, before being ceremoniously combusted at a Welsh crematorium. Munchies will be provided on site for those attending. Police have requested ‘no flowers’ or ‘buds’.