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Offending The Chinese Government, A Guide
DO YOU have any idea how hard it is out there running a thinly veiled dictatorship with an appalling record ... -
Tank Man Flies To Hong Kong To Stop Chinese Military
FOLLOWING a 30 year hiatus from protesting, Tiananmen Square’s infamous ‘Tank Man’ has arrived in Hong Kong in a bid ... -
“Oh Please Not More Tarrifs, You’re Really Tickling Us” – Xi Jinping
CHINESE President Xi Jinping has called on the United States to stop imposing new tarrifs on all Chinese goods, stating that ... -
China Even Surprised At The Shit It’s Getting Away With
THE CHINESE government has expressed genuine surprise at the ease with which it pretty much does whatever it pleases, to ... -
“Just Give Us The Fucking Oil” Trump Calls For Calm In Venezuela
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has called on the people of Venezuela for calm following spiralling tensions in the South American country. Addressing ... -
“Make America Great Again” Hats Double In Price Following Chinese Tariffs
THE FAMOUS red hats emboldened with the words ‘Make America Great Again’, so beloved by supporters of US President Donald ... -
Terracotta Soldiers Were Actually Created By Excavating Archaeologists
A SHOCKING new paper published by some of the world’s leading archaeologists claims that the Terracotta Army depicting the armies of Qin ... -
Chinese Takeaways To Enforce One Dish For The Rest Of Your Life Rule
A NEW ruling by the Chinese takeaway dynasty has decreed that from now on, only one dish will be available ... -
Chinese Space Programme Launches Probe To Ascertain If Intelligent Life Still Exits In America
China, working jointly with Europe and Russia, launched its first ever probe to ascertain if Intelligent life still exits on ...
