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“Just Give Us The Fucking Oil” Trump Calls For Calm In Venezuela
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has called on the people of Venezuela for calm following spiralling tensions in the South American country. Addressing ... -
“Make America Great Again” Hats Double In Price Following Chinese Tariffs
THE FAMOUS red hats emboldened with the words ‘Make America Great Again’, so beloved by supporters of US President Donald ... -
Terracotta Soldiers Were Actually Created By Excavating Archaeologists
A SHOCKING new paper published by some of the world’s leading archaeologists claims that the Terracotta Army depicting the armies of Qin ... -
Chinese Takeaways To Enforce One Dish For The Rest Of Your Life Rule
A NEW ruling by the Chinese takeaway dynasty has decreed that from now on, only one dish will be available ... -
Chinese Space Programme Launches Probe To Ascertain If Intelligent Life Still Exits In America
China, working jointly with Europe and Russia, Â launched its first ever probe to ascertain if Intelligent life still exits on ...
