Rose West Refutes ‘Opinion’ She Is A Convicted Serial Killer, Vows To Fight UK Court’s ‘Conspiracy Theory’
CONVICTED SERIAL killer Rose West has spoken out in light of recent news in England in which an accused party ultimately found guilty of 114 separate charges has taken a unique approach to being found guilty, referring to the guilt instead as ‘an opinion’, WWN Sport can share.
“Inspired by recent news, I can now confidently state that this ‘opinion’ that I murdered 10 people is just an ‘opinion’ despite an investigation having been conducted,” shared West in a psychotic unblinking statement delivered from prison.
“The decision arrived at by legal professionals, judges? Well, that’s now referred to as a ‘conspiracy theory’. Okay right, what’s next now that I have irrefutably established my innocence?” added West, still very much a convicted and imprisoned killer.
Meanwhile, West supporters who have been left confused by the accusations and ‘opinion’ say they were on the fence about possible guilt until West came out with this strong statement of defence, leading them to conclude ‘there must be something to this’.
West’s use of a novel ‘test case’ by a leading CEO found to have been in charge of an entity which misrepresented their financial income and contracts at every turn could have far-reaching consequences for UK law going forward, with many legal experts extremely worried about the ramifications.
“Oh, I didn’t know you could just start calling being proven to be lying and committing fraud on a mass scale a ‘conspiracy theory’. Balls, that’s all my upcoming prosecutions fucked, how come they never taught us about this in Uni?” shared one barrister.
“I must try this other trick of saying I have ‘irrefutable evidence’ when defending my clients and then just not producing any of it during the investigations but declaring myself the victor anyway. Honestly, my job just got a whole lot easier,” shared one senior QC.