“I Didn’t Eat The Honey, I Prevented The Eating Of Honey” Confirms Honey Covered Bear In UN Speech

IN A high profile and much anticipated address at the UN general assembly, a honey covered bear, long accused of being covered in honey residue, left behind after a bout of heedless honey consumption, has strongly rejected claims he is covered in honey, WWN can report.

“To accuse me of honey consumption is insulting, in my time as head of the honey accumulation project, when have my actions ever indicated I condone honey consumption? If anything I have prevented the eating of honey,” the honey covered bear said in the opening to his speech.

“I urge anyone making spurious connections between me and honey, or pathetically claiming they have evidence of me nuzzling my nose into a delicious pot of honey to hang their heads in shame before walking out of hear like the cowards they are,” the honey covered bear continued.

“Inferring I would have in my mind, at any time, in these past years, thoughts of procuring the means to get my hands on honey never mind consume it is deeply offensive, but the world knows how wrong such assertions are. How debase and unhinged they are, I would never sample honey,” added the honey covered bear whose voice was now slightly muffled over the PA system on account of honey dripping from his chin onto the microphone.

Now directly engaging with remarks made by some of his most vocal critics the honey covered bear didn’t hold back.

“Some have tried to silence me. You can’t silence me, you can’t silence the truth: I may be covered in honey, I may be digging a large spoon into a jar of honey at this very podium at which I speak to you from but only a raving deluded bear-hater would come to the conclusion that I am eating honey,” confirmed the honey eating bear.