Government Inform Banking Sector Rainy Day Fund Now Has Enough In It To Bail Them Out Again

THE IRISH government has confirmed that despite the effects of Trump-era tariffs and a reliance on a handful of multinationals for tax income, the nation’s finances are in such rude health that the banking sector are ‘good for another bailout’.

“Wow, look at us. We’re like Bennifer, right? We’re not saying grossly over leverage yourself or fall asleep at the wheel again, we’re just saying that rainy day fund could dry up a medium sized flood, and okay you deserve it a little after all we/you’ve been through,” confirmed the government in correspondence with the finance sector.

“This fund, the type to be used for long term planning, offsetting aging demographics and for unforeseen bumps in the road, is growing to the point where it could be yanked out in full at any moment to cover the malfeasance and mismanagement of private entities,” added a spokesperson.

A strong statement on the remarkable economic growth the country has undergone since 2010, the government has surprised itself with the resilience of its nest egg.

“I’m not even sure we’d have to borrow from the IMF this time, you could just get the money, no strings attached,” added the spokesperson.

Elsewhere, to ensure the public doesn’t get the wrong idea the government has said that whatever section of society or huge gaping hole in infrastructure the public is suddenly thinking of that could benefit from a similar arrangement, don’t, because that’s never going to happen.

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