Signs You’re Dating A Narcissist

THE DATING SCENE isn’t getting any easier but with a rise in people disguising their true self-centred nature it’s never been more important to find those red flags and identify the person you’re seeing may be a narcissist.

Here are the telltale signs:

A narcissist is always thinking about how your behaviour affects THEM. Even when it’s something minor like cancelling dinner on their birthday because your work crush asked you out for a drink. OMG not everything is about you!

They’re sceptical of your love bombing.

They think the relationship is about both your happiness and not just yours.

They brand you ‘selfish’ when you spend your collective savings on your dream to be the first person to have sex with a Tesla robot on Mars.

Constantly interrupting 47 minutes into your monologue about how your day was.

They always take their friends and family’s side in needless arguments you specifically concocted just to drive them further away from their friends and family.

Selfishness that manifests itself in the fact they don’t want to spend €3000 on exclusive tickets to the launch of your sex robot to Mars adventure.

Just basically repeat what you said when you ask them ‘that’s what I love about me but what about you, what do you love about me?’

Refuse to sit still when you put them in their place.

Says ‘sorry’ but you get the feeling they don’t mean it because they know it’s you who started a whole drama for no reason at all.

Won’t dress like a replica sex robot to help you prepare for your future life on Mars with your sex robot wife.

Stay vigilant out there guys, the narcissists walk among us!

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