“I’d Cop The Traitors In Seconds” Man Tells Wife Who’s Cheating On Him With Neighbour

LOCAL MAN STEPHEN Corr continues to lambast participants in the reality TV show The Traitors for their failure to root out the scheming ‘traitors’ despite ample and obvious evidence of their true nature, WWN understands.

“JAYSUS, is it not obvious to them at all? If I was in there I’d have it all sussed within seconds, they’re clueless the lot of them,” a TV watching Corr explained to his wife Nuala, who has been having it off with the next door neighbour Tony Crowe for 20 years without detection.

Despite this fact, Corr spends the majority of episodes of the popular show critiquing all the ‘obvious’ tells’ Traitors give away which should make it easy to identify them, something the 47-year-old believes he’d do immediately if he was in the game.

“Chris, Amy, get in here and watch these eejits now at the banishment table, couldn’t solve an all-white Rubik’s cube,” Corr continued as he beckoned his two youngest children, who bare a striking resemblance to neighbour Crowe, into the sitting room.

“Remember I noticed that ice cream van on the green last year and said it was a drug dealer and then it disappeared. No flies on me. You do remember Nuala, oh maybe that was when you had to go to Turkey to get your hip done. Gas that Tony was getting the same surgery at the same time there too. We should ask him over to watch this, weren’t you saying he loves detective show stuff?” continued Corr before screaming out in frustration at yet another Faithful being voted off.

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