US May Provide Air Support For Russia To Secure Peace Deal

AS DETAILS continue to emerge from US president Donald Trump’s separate meetings with Vladimir Putin and Vlodomyr Zelensky, questions about what it will take to convince Putin to end his war remain.

“We talked war crimes with Putin, the 30,000 Ukrainian children he kidnapped but on the map he has the big Russia, so big, and Ukraine is only small on the map so they really shouldn’t have started all this on poor Putin,” explained Trump, outlining a number of security guarantees the US would be willing to provide to make lasting peace possible.

“We’re willing to provide air support for Russia, so Putin doesn’t have to fear Ukraine invading again,” offered Trump.

With sources close to the Ukrainian leader suggesting as many as 30 countries, representing a ‘coalition of the willing’ having pledged security support for Ukraine, Trump felt the need to step in and even things up.

“If you have 30 countries against Russia, that sounds like a recipe for defeat and that’s not fair, so we’re aiming for peace and if that involves some air support, intelligence sharing, handing over of resources to Russia, giving them Eric, big deal,” explained Trump, who had to be restrained by aides before he could transfer all his crypto holdings directing into Putin’s Bitcoin wallet.

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