Netanyahu Demands IDF Soldier Who Shot At EU Diplomats Be Court Martialed For Missing Targets

“THIS IS unacceptable” – Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has condemned the failure of an IDF sniper to hit his target; diplomats from several EU nations and elsewhere on a tour of the occupied West Bank.

“This risks tarnishing the IDF’s stellar reputation as a moral vacuum that derives joy from assassinating unarmed and innocent people. This can’t stand, I want that soldier to face justice in a military court,” added Netanyahu, irate at the thought of diplomats from Ireland, Spain, France and elsewhere still breathing air.

“This isn’t something trivial like the raping of Palestinian hostages held in captivity by our military, or the execution of aid workers, this is an IDF soldier failing to commit a war crime – it’s inexcusable,” continued Netanyahu, who could somewhat console himself with the inaccurate shots at least intimidating politicians from Europe who dared to try to see Israel’s ethnic cleansing firsthand.

An alternative to a messy and public military trial could see the soldier mentored by some of the IDF’s most prolific war crime creators.

For its part, the IDF explained the shooting at the diplomatic mission occurred because they ‘deviated from an approved route’ in the illegally occupied West Bank, a place the IDF have no legal jurisdiction over.

“Israelis complaining about people moving somewhere they weren’t permitted to is a bit rich,” responded some of the diplomats who were shot at.