Pathetic Foreign Toilet Can’t Take Anything

A RESTAURANT TOILET on the mainland of the continent of Europe has been labeled ‘weak as a baby lamb’ by an Irish tourist, after the man had a cursory glance of a warning sign erected in the bathroom of the establishment.

“No toilet paper? Jesus, do I have to ask permission to shit in it ’n all?” Niall Lally scoffed in the direction of a toilet bowl located on a Greek island.

Such is the delicate nature of the sewage system, customers are asked to dispense of their toilet paper in a specially provided bin. Something Lally finds nothing short of a shocking disgrace, despite experiencing this on multiple holidays on the continent and further afield.

“Fecking cave men over here? We’re supposed to put shitty toilet paper in the bin and leave it there? In this heat? Animals,” Lally confirmed.

Despite the multitude of signs, Lally is intent on placing as much toilet paper in the toilet bowl and flushing like his life depended on it in a bid to teach the sewage system to stop being so ‘soft’ as it will be ‘grand’.

“Ah jaysus, we can’t be eating here, joke of a place. C’mon we’re going, think I saw a decent place down the road” Lally insisted to his girlfriend as brown water began flooding out the door of the toilet he just clogged.

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