Leicester City Give Parting Gift Of 40,000 Red Bulls & Blue Wkds To Jamie Vardy

“RENAMING THE King Power stadium The Chat Shit Get Banged Arena was a given, but we wanted to show Jamie our appreciation in a very deep and meaningful way,” Leicester City chairman Aiyawatt Srivaddhanaprabha said in an emotional reaction to the announcement of Jamie Vardy’s departure from the club after 13 years.

In what is believed to be the single largest order ever of Blue Wkds, Vardy is to receive 40,000 units of the nutritional beverage which aides football performance alongside 40,000 more Red Bulls as a sign of appreciation from Leicester City for his incredible contribution to the club.

“To give him a week’s supply of the drinks is so disrespectful after all he’s done for us, 198 goals and this piss poor gift, it’s a disgrace,” said one Leicester fan of the drinks delivery.

“It just won’t be the same without him,” added rival fans who have grown accustomed to shouting abuse at Vardy for 90 minutes before losing their shit and calling the police when he subsequently scores and mocks them in a celebration.

WWN Sports understands Vardy declined an offer from Leicester to take up a behind-the-scenes role on the staff as CSO (Chief Shithousery Officer).

Elsewhere, post-football career Vardy has a number of offers on the table including being an Ibiza holiday rep and a prime time ‘Chat Shit Get Banged’ chat show, and any other lucrative work that can pay his wife’s legal bills.

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