World Adds ‘America’ To List Of Things That Give It The Ick

WHILE every individual’s person-specific ‘ick list’ is wide, varied and questionable, the ick list jointly shared by the majority of the world’s population is much shorter in variety.

However, this internationally decided upon list has added one more item recently, expanding the universally shared list of icks with one addition; America.

“Can’t spell ‘it makes me sick’ without ‘ick’ and you can’t spell ‘what the fuck is up with America’ without ‘America’,” confirmed one ick haver.

No unified, single reason has been given by the collective known as ‘earth’ but people have insisted there is an endless list of skin-crawling repulsiveness that brings forth an unquestionable sense of ickaphobia.

“Don’t take it personally it’s just, ugh, y’know? No, no, don’t say ‘America’ out loud, I just had my lunch,” confirmed billions of people.

Experts in ick have confirmed that while people have very visceral responses to their icks, in time and under a change of circumstances, many people can reverse their sense of repulsiveness towards something.

“A single person will loudly proclaim and ick they have but then when meeting someone they like can make allowances if that person say chewed their food loudly or bit their nails, stuff like that,” one expert explained.

However, this publication interviewed another of people and got the sense such a reversal was a long way off.

“I dunno, it’s hard to explain why an ick is an ick, you probably won’t understand but masked men turning up to grab people and whisk them off to an El Salvadoran prison for the crime of having not committing any crime. Ick. Being Putin’s lapdog. Ick. Plunging the world into a global recession. Ick. Deporting people for saying ‘maybe murdering Palestinian children with US weapons is bad. Ick,” explained one ick holder.

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