Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Stock Market Charts To Be Turned Upside Down

“IT’S a beautiful chart, many people are saying it’s best chart they’ve ever seen,” confirmed US president Donald Trump signing an executive order preventing the Nasdaq and NYSE from being depicting correctly

White House officials confirmed the executive order will remain in effect until such time the upside down version looks like it’s going down, at which point, the chart is to flipped back up to the correct orientation at which point it is then required that Americans clap for the president and send him thank you cards.

“In regards to science, up is sometimes down,” said Trump, ceremoniously flipping the plummeting $2 trillion loses on the stock market on their head to reveal a rising runaway economic success.

“And anyway only rich people care about the stock market, the average American, the real Americans care about the price groceries and gas, which will look great too once I’m finished flipping another chart,” said the president, smiling proudly.

In the wake of Trump’s announcement to shoot himself and every American in the foot, JP Morgan have raised the likelihood of a recession to 60%.

“No they didn’t because the president just signed an executive order making it illegal to forecast a recession,” confirmed WH press secretary Karoline Leavitt.

While the executive order in this case has no legislative power and can’t be enforced, and is also insane, the US media confirmed they will go ahead and report it as an undeniable fact and a cornerstone of our shared reality.

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