“Call Me For Some Advice” Kim Jong Un Reaches Out To Elon Musk As Another SpaceX Rocket Explodes

FOLLOWING yet another failed rocket attempt by SpaceX, rocket man and North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un has reached out to Elon Musk offering him some advice, WWN has learned.

Surpassing the hermit country’s number of failed rocket launches, Kim Jong Un confirmed he will gladly help the US backed company which has spent billions of US taxpayers’ money over the last decade on whatever it is SpaceX is contracted to do up there.

“Personally, I would have executed him with a pack of hungry dogs for his litany of failures, but if America needs some tips on launching rockets, then I’m here for my good pal, Donald Trump and his weird friend,” Kim Jong Un stated in an official press release today. “I understand the embarrassment, especially when your nation is in a recession and about to implode on itself, so if they want to give me a call, I’m here”.

The second failure for the SpaceX vehicle in just six weeks briefly halted flights at several Florida airports, including in Miami and Orlando, over concerns about flaming debris, something islands along the SpaceX launch pathway are beginning to get used to.

“Cool, more flaming debris raining down on us! Elon Musk is a genius!” exclaimed one resident of Caicos Islands in the Caribbean.

Meanwhile, sources for Mr Musk have confirmed he will make a statement later this evening once he emerges out of his daily k-hole.