Kremlin Staff Getting Pretty Sick Of Donald Trump Winning ‘Employee Of The Month’

MAKING their way to lower floors of the Kremlin for the latest unveiling of the Employee of the Month award, excited staff were soon left with a familiar sinking feeling in their stomachs.

“But the month is only 4 days old? This is so unfair! Same shit every month since 2016,” complained one hard working Kremlin employee, in charge of Novichok procurement.

Although delivering the criticism at whisper volume as not to be heard by Vladimir Putin, the Kremlin employee was one of many sick of seeing US president Donald Trump’s photo raised onto the wall every month.

Despite the protestations, employees with special responsibility for destabilising the West failed to form a convincing argument that the winner, Donald Trump, has recently had anything other than a staggeringly productive and prolific output.

“You guys are just jealous. He suspended aid to Ukraine, is lifting sanctions on Russia, ending America’s offensive and defensive cyber operations relating to Russia, announced the US Treasury Department will no longer enforce anti-money laundering laws which is great news for our oligarchs. And it’s only Tuesday! And what did you do Igor? Only one former Putin ally thrown out a window in last two weeks,” reasoned one employee happy to see ‘Agent Krasnov’ get his due credit.

“I hit Q1 Twitter misinformation bot account target, and what? No ‘well done Sergei’? Just once I’d like to feel like the work I’m doing is noticed and valued,” another disgruntled Kremlin official said.

“And what about credit for Anya, how many commercial flights has she overseen the shooting down of? And still not one award”.

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