Irish Public Asked Why It Doesn’t Reach Orgasm At The Thought Of Buying Bombs & Sending Soldiers To War

DESPITE A growing sentiment amongst Irish politicians, Lockheed Martin and some sections of the Irish media, the overwhelming majority of the Irish public remain frustratingly resolute in their support for Ireland’s neutrality.

“You know you should see a doctor about that because it’s not normal to think Ireland being neutral is a good thing, I make a mess in my pants the second I hear someone say ‘missile defence system’,” shared one dissenting voice from the arms industry, who said the security of his annual bonuses were at stake.

Tánaiste Simon Harris recently stated Ireland should aim to double its spending on defence which would be broadly welcomed by a population who believe the Defence Forces to be under-resourced, however, when you factor in it would be people like Simon Harris in charge of spending that money support for such measures hovers at around 0%.

“We can be neutral but also have the ability to protect our own skies and seas,” suggested one idiot member of the idiot public.

Despite it being explained over and over again that big grown up nations should have the capability to blow up other big grown up nations, the Irish public remains unconvinced.

“Don’t you understand how much money I’ll make consulting with firms and facilitating defence spending deals,” urged one impartial arms dealer intermediary penning a column in a national newspaper.

“I honestly don’t know how someone can scroll social media and see all the mangled and dismembered corpses torn asunder by war and think ‘I don’t want to be part of that’, it’s juvenile in the extreme. Think of the security being in NATO would bring, well, sure the US threatens fellow members Canada and Denmark with stealing its territory but, but, c’mon we could all ring into Joe Duffy and demand Dublin youths are sent to the front lines,” they concluded.

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