500,000 Liverpudlians Line Streets For Premier League Trophy Parade

TRAFFIC RESTRICTIONS remain in place across Liverpool city centre today as the Liverpool FC Premier League trophy parade takes place with as many as 500,000 of the club’s supporters expected to line the streets.

“It’s not often you get to prematurely celebrate a title win in February,” said one supporter who has been downing the celebratory cans of beer since half time arrived in his team’s 2-0 humbling of Man City yesterday evening.

“This is the best day of my life, the missus gave birth this morning too to our son, Premier League Champions 2025. The name just felt right”.

While it is not out of the ordinary for football supporters to allow themselves to dream a little and bask in the almost-certain glory that is awaiting them, Liverpool supporters have confirmed they intend to conduct themselves in a manner that suggests they’ve never heard the phrase ‘jinxing it’.

“Yeah yeah, Premier League champions, whatever! That’s yesterday’s news three months from now. We need to be thinking about the next steps and what players to get in, because after winning Champion’s League as well we’ll have the pick of any player across Europe,” confirmed another fan while begging Virgil Van Dijk to empty champagne on him from the top deck of the victory parade bus.

“What’s great about winning the Premier League yesterday is that we can just play the youth team for a lot of the games, give the big players a rest while allowing Darwin Nunez an extended run up front to score a few, get his confidence up,” said Liverpool’s most delusional fan at the parade today.

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