Local Man Has Surreal & Creepy Dream He Can’t Make Sense Of In Honour Of David Lynch

“JAYSUS, I feel like Dennis Hopper after inhaling some gas. The critics would have called that dream ‘Lynchian’ for sure,” said local film fan Michael Nealon, the adrenaline still coursing through his body as he recounted the mad-cap and unsettling nightmare he had in honour of the father of surrealist Hollywood David Lynch.

Explaining that having a nightmare that almost made him shit his pants from a mixture of fear and failure to follow the plot, was the least he could do for a man who had provided so many hours of conversation when Nealon was high with friends in college.

“Kyle MacLachlan was the Elephant Man, even though he had the deformity I knew it was him. And then John Hurt was Kyle McLachlan. I’ll miss that mad bastard in fairness,” Nealon said of Lynch’s singular vision.

While Nealon admitted to never understanding much of what happened in Lynch’s films and iconic Twin Peaks show when he watched them, he was grateful to internet forums and hours’ long YouTube videos explaining everything for him.

“Fuck!” screamed Nealon as he realised he was still dreaming, only alerted to this fact after staring in the mirror and seeing he had the same mop as the lad in Eraserhead, with Bob from Twin Peaks looming in the background.

The unnerving, almost formless dream Nealon was incapable of parsing into any semblance of orderly logic wasn’t entirely terrifying as there was a brief segment of the dream in which Naomi Watts and Laura Harring share a steamy kiss.

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