Gardaí Appeal For Public To Send On All Badass Footage Of Convoy

AT A HASTILY assembled press conference and a simultaneous special edition emergency broadcast of Crime Call, An Garda Síochána reps have made a special appeal to the public, following the emergence of a large convoy of garda vehicles were pictures racing through Dublin City.

“From the bitta footage we seen, we looked class altogether, whizzing through the streets but the members of the public with additional footage are asked to come forward and send it on to the big garda WhatsApp group, the Cork based lads will be pissing steam when they see how cool we look,” confirmed one garda.

Footage of a large convoy began circulating online yesterday, prompting widespread speculation including ‘what has Conor McGregor done now?’ and ‘did an illegally evicted tenant send an angry face emoji to a landlord?’

“I tried to film it but driving and filming at the same is harder than it looks,” said one garda who participated in the convoy.

Gardaí denied claims the convoy was the result of being the victims of a hoax in which someone claimed Supermacs on O’Connell St were giving away free snack boxes, insisting the convoy was in fact part of a raid on criminal gangs.

“That lad that filmed us from up in a crane or something, we looked straight out of a scene from Bad Boys from, he needs to get in touch, have you got the lossless 4K file for that? I can pick that up right now” said another garda, breaking from the usual practice of only asking someone for CCTV footage a year after the event has occurred.

“Does anyone know how to add music to videos? Some of this would look class with ‘Welcome To The Jungle’ blasting out the speakers or no, ‘Seven Nation Army’, yeah class,” added another garda at the appeal when one journalist tried to alert them to the fact a motorbike was being stolen outside.

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