“Incoming President Should Be In Jail For Trying To Overturn Election Results” Confirms Democracy The Envy Of The World

AMERICA is beginning to see why its thriving democracy is the envy of the world, as it has been confirmed its coveted justice system, the exemplar of lawfulness, operated as it should and Donald Trump should be in jail for his crimes but won’t be.

“Here is a report I collated, chock full of instances of the man trying to overturn the 2020 election results, but the constitution says we can’t prosecute him. A proud day to be an American,” explained outgoing US Special Counsel Jack Smith, who could have come to this conclusion a little sooner according to some disgruntled fans of not having the person who plotted to overthrow the results of a democratic election in the position of president.

“I can really see why so many of us feel confident in describing other countries as shit holes, and lawless backwaters where corruption thrives,” offered one US citizen, safe in the knowledge that no matter who you are in America, if you’re an anti-democratic criminal, fraudster and sexual assaulter, Carrie Underwood will play your inauguration.

Americans rejected unwarranted and unreasonable criticism that maybe taking 5 years to reach a conclusion on attempts to illegally overturn an election could leave the country’s justice system open to accusations of being dysfunctional.

“We have evidence and everything, what more do you want? Actual charges? A trial? C’mon, be realistic” added an excited Smith, “now that is clear this man has done things that warrant criminal convictions and command prison sentences, all that’s left to do is hang his triumphant picture up in every municipal building and school across the 50 states”.

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