Renter Cheers Self Up By Looking At Photo Galleries Of Burnt Out Hollywood Homes

TAKING in all the splendour of the Daily Mail’s specially curated photo galleries displaying the burned out homes of wealthy and famous home owners, one local woman turned bitter by a life renting in Ireland has cheered herself up no end.

“It’s like the Daily Mail specifically set up these articles for people like me,” said Lorraine Cummins, as she felt the irresistible pull toward reports of significant devastation in Los Angeles as multiple wildfires rage.

“Serves you right for being considered financially stable by credit institutions,” Cummins shouted at the Mailonline website, feeling a little less bitter about paying €1200 a month for a box room in a Dublin house share well into her 30s.

The wildfires which have devastated the Pacific Palisades coupled with the recent murder of a pharma CEO represents for many a golden age in resentful schadenfreude that could only be eclipsed if Elon Musk was run over by a self-driving Tesla.

While others have criticised the glee Cummins derived from destruction which has seen over 40,000 acres burned and 130,000 people evacuated, the Daily Mail came to her defence.

“C’mon, you don’t think we pay photographers to go out in wildfires to snap the charred carcasses of expensive homes owned by actors because we’re trying to elicit sympathy do you?” confirmed a Daily Mail spokesperson.

“Now please, stop pretending to be morally superior and enjoy our 48 photo gallery of destroyed rich people houses you’d never be able to afford, and our follow up articles about how some of them deserve it because they called climate change a hoax” .

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