Israeli Government Will Refute Genocide Case Claims Once It’s Finished Bombing Some Children

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU’S government has apologised for not giving a detailed response to news Ireland has officially joined South Africa’s case at the ICJ which accuses Israel of committing genocide in Gaza.

“Crazy busy,” confirmed Netanyahu, as he emerged from his office after receiving the daily number of journalists, aid workers, doctors and children murdered in Gaza.

“I’d appreciate a bit of patience, you act like cutting off aid to a million plus displaced people is an easy 9-to-5 job. I’ll get back to you when I get back to you,” added a surly Netanyahu.

It is unclear as to the cause in the delay of a full-throated response to the Irish state’s addition to the ICJ case, but some speculate Netanyahu and the IDF could be distracted breaking international law by planning more attacks in a West Bank refugee camp while disguising soldiers as a medical team inside a Palestinian ambulance.

Others suggest Netanyahu has commandeered all writers of genocide rebuttals to draft excuses for why killing two children in an IDF drone attack in the West Bank is not a war crime, and why a group of parents of IDF soldiers calling for an end to the war are incorrect.

“And if you’re truly annoyed about our response time, just you try it – if you think committing genocide and refuting claims about said genocide at the same time is easy, be my guest,” concluded Netanyahu before placing a fresh order of military weapons with the US.

Elsewhere, the outgoing US administration has confirmed Sudan’s military forces are committing genocide but this is the first they’ve heard about the IDF, promising to look into it.