Coworker Who Loves Corrupt Authoritarians Not In Best Form Today

AS MUCH as workers at Phalanx Transport Solutions try to cheer up their colleague Martin Calligan, the corrupt authoritarian mega fan remains in foul humour and thoroughly down in the dumps, WWN has learned.

“I came in with a chirpy ‘happy weekend’ and he had a face on him like a recently indicted Brazilian authoritarian,” explained PTS worker John Hindes.

“I asked for a purchase order number before lunch and you’d swear I’d served him an arrest warrant from the Hague,” confirmed another coworker, Sarah Murphy, who could have sworn she could hear Calligan crying in the toilets while watching news reports on his phone.

Calligan’s delicate nature has lead to calls for people across the country to be mindful of the feelings of people they know to have a love extremist politicians with no respect for the rule of law.

Experts suggest people who inexplicably adore corrupt foreign leaders could be particularly vulnerable and sensitive today due to a series of news reports related to Jair Bolsonaro, Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump.

“He usually has a racially insensitive joke for me every morning, but this time he couldn’t even insult me,” offered PTS stalwart Romesh Reddy, who is so worried for Calligan’s wellbeing he is tempted to seek the help of the HR manager.

UPDATE: Calligan’s mood picked up after reading of Vladimir Putin’s recent missile strike on Ukraine.

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