“A Vaccine Against Vaccines”: RFK Jr’s Shocking Plans As US Health Secretary

IN THE WAKE of Donald Trump confirming Robert F. Kennedy Jr as his nominee for the position of head of the Department of Health and Human Services, WWN has obtained a leaked list of Kennedy’s priorities and plans:

A vaccine against vaccines. In documents seen by WWN all people previously in receipt of a vaccine will face taking a mandatory vaccine which will reverse the effects of all harmful vaccines.

This anti-vaccine vaccine will be supplemented by an annual top-up jab.

A complete ban on Diet Coke, which contains the controversial aspartame sweetener, for everyone except one person referred to in documents only as ‘Don’.

Will insure every newborn in America is given a ‘baby box’ containing a small pox blanket which Kennedy says will harden their immune system.

‘Own the Libs’ by bringing down life expectancy for Americans.

For those mothers who can’t breast feed, a cow with udders full of unpasteurised milk will be provided to every household.

Awarding Alex Jones a contract to replace all vaccines with Alpha Brain supplements.

Fearing an assassination attempt by Big Pharma via a targeted airplane chemtrails attack, Kennedy is looking to impose a 5-mile no-fly zone around him.

In conjunction with his cabinet colleague fellow nominee Matt Gaetz, Kennedy will authorise a reclassification of 17-year-old girls Gaetz has slept with as an adult man in his 30s as ‘women’.

‘Dino babies!’ – Mr Kennedy didn’t elaborate on this point in the document we saw.

Improving Americans protein intake, Kennedy will hand deliver bear and whale carcasses to citizens.

Holding the belief that chemicals in the water turn children transgender, Kennedy suggests adding his blood to the water supply to counteract this.

Concerned by America’s obesity epidemic, Kennedy will put children on the so-called Kennedy diet which will involve following his lifestyle meaning children will have to take heroin regularly for a period of 14 years.

Sex ed class will now include a module on how to sext with a female journalist while married and in the middle of running for president.

A longstanding advocate for the environment, Kennedy has been assured by Trump that Kennedy won’t be allowed do a single thing to improve any aspect of it and the fracking, poisoning of water streams and failure to clean up nuclear waste will continue.

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