Shocking Snag List Reveals National Children’s Hospital Built Using Thousands Of Meccano Sets

“NO wonder it cost so much,” read a snag list report published today after it revealed the majority of the National Children’s Hospital was found to be constructed from tens of thousands of Meccano sets.

“We’ll probably need to tear the whole lot down and start again as there’s loads of spare parts left over and that’s usually not a great sign,” a spokesbuilder for BAM admitted in a statement today.

Costing so far €2.2bn, the contractors revealed over 30 thousand Meccano sets were purchased for the construction, however hundreds of instructions for the build were lost over the years delaying deadlines.

“One of the lads only found the operating room manuals down the side of one of the seats in his van last week but it was covered in shite,” added the BAM spokesbuilder. “We’re looking into using Lego this time around, which is a good bit more expensive, but sure look, it’ll be a lot more colourful and cheerier looking, and the kids will love it – also Lego is way easier to work with”.

A new date of 2055 has now been set for completion.