“We Only Support The Slaughtering Of Innocent Civilians” Biden Refuses To Support Israel Attacking Iranian Nuclear Sites

CAREFULLY putting his foot down, US President Joe Biden says he would not support attacks on Iran’s nuclear sites by Israel, but if they want to keep blitzing civilians for another 12 months they can go right ahead.

Mumbling to reporters in Washington yesterday, Mr. Biden said that Israel has a “right to respond” to an Iranian missile attack which has left several craters in the ground, and some garden furniture knocked over in some civilian backyards.

“I don’t mind if they turn innocent human beings into flesh puddles, but targeting Iranian nuclear sites is a big fat no from Joe,” Biden confirmed.

As Israel turns its attention to bombing central Beirut, the G7 countries condemned Iran’s retaliation attack this week, joint stating that Iran should simply ‘turn the other cheek’ and ‘ignore Israel military advances’.

“All Israel wants is to erase any opposers of its inhumane apartheid regime and their ever-growing illegal settlements, that’s all. Once all these opposers are erased from the face of the earth then they’ll stop, so let them finish what they started and this will all be over soon, we promise,” a G7 statement to Iran read, which was accompanied by a diagram of a nuclear style bomb hovering over the Iranian state.