Man Just The Right Amount Of Attractive To Get Away With Fucking Up Relationship

ONE LOCAL woman has cursed the high level attractiveness of her new boyfriend as it has left her unable to objectively judge his arseholeness due to how good he looks with his top off.

“Give me some lad who looks like Quaismodo put through a meat grinder any day,” remarked Laura Finnerton, cursing the looks-great-in-couple-photos-on-Instagram qualities of her boyfriend Jamie, who has made coolly and calmly assessing his many faults near impossible.

“There was the night he left me waiting outside a restaurant when he ‘forgot’ we had a date and instead went on the piss with the lads. There’s the three post-break up brunches he’s had with his ex… it should be really straightforward, but look at him,” explained Laura shoving Jamie’s Instagram feed in WWN’s face.

Experts suggest that while Jamie is indeed a tall hot drink of water you want to pour all over your body, he’s not good looking enough to survive a ‘texting other girls on the sly’ saga.

“And that’s another thing, his name, I don’t even know his second name? How is that possible? I was so bamboozled by his ride-ishness that it just never occurred to me to ask. I don’t know how other women do this,” added Laura, who had previously dated sub-7s out of 10s for her own peace of mind and comfort.

Elsewhere, friends of Laura have assured her that her dose of a fella isn’t even that good looking, if they’re honest.