POLL: What Will President Trump Be Impeached For?

• Outlawing all news, replacing it with reruns of the Apprentice and the cameo scene he has in Home Alone 2.
• Something so heinous and scarcely believable it is impossible for the collective brainpower of the world to dream up what it will be.
• After mass deportation of Muslim American citizens, starting several wars through stupidity, jailing of journalists, and a failure to combat climate change, Trump will be impeached for saying Nancy R
• Punching a child for pointing out Trump's hands are smaller than his.

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