Lovin’ Waterford: The Spicebag Pizza Exists, And It’s Fucking Amazing

Facebook Share Share
Twitter Share
Flipboard Share
Reddit Share
SHARES

HOLY gladiolas, we can’t believe we’re reporting this: surely this must be what it was like for reporters commentating on the moon landing back in the forties, or whenever that happened.

A thing we never thought we would see in our lifetime.

Something we only dreamed of.

The spicebag pizza.

Guys and women-guys, we have eaten this gastronomic chimera and we can tell you all with a tear in all three of our eyes: it’s

We mean, it just

shocked emoji

Cry face emoji

Let’s go back to the start.

The brainchild of one of our best lads, the spice bag, pizza came to life this Saturday as we hung around our gaff playing this excellent PlayStation game that you probably haven’t heard of. It’s not even available in shops or online. We had to send away for it and its awesome.

Feeling the need to munch, we ordered some takeaway using our mobile app(etiser LOL): half the crew ordered pizza, the other half ordered Chinese. When the food arrived, we found that we’d ordered a spice bag too many, and a plain cheese pizza that came as part of a sweet multi-deal.

That’s when we did it.

We birthed it, brought it to life with our bare hands.

The spice-bag, pizza.

Folkables, when we tell you that we’ve eaten some of the most incredible things ever created, you know we aren’t messing around. We’re Lovin’ Waterford: just look at how many awards we’ve been given at ceremonies where websites pay other websites give awards to each other, to boost the amount of awards they all have. What we’re saying is we know food, and the spice-bag pizza might be the best thing we’ve ever eaten.

It’s up there with the time we had a Chicken Royale from Burger king and chips from McDonalds.

It’s up there with the time we asked the lady in Spar to make us a Jambon sandwich.

It could change your life forever.

Don’t delay: download a takeaway app, choose your nearest outlets, stick in your details, and you too could be eating a spice bag pizza in mere minutes.

Feeling hungry? Shhh the Hunger… JUST EAT. The Takeaway App. Download and choose from hundreds of your favourite local takeaway restaurants.

We appreciate all the help we can get, become a WWN Patreon Supporter below and gain access to bonus content.

Become a Patron!